my writing’s going down the drain

crikey. I can’t write no mo’. Was trying to type a simple article for my church, when I realized my language was supremely dumbed-down, my logic completely stunted, my flow completely non-existent, my magic completely dispelled, my flare completely quenched, my brain completely devoured. ARGH!!! I CAN’T WRITE ANYMORE!

Killmepleasekillme. Bang.

(as usual I blame the army. Killthempleasekillthem. Bang.)