Virtual Unreality(or, People Are Very Different on the Net)
Given the tendency for people to accentuate their neuroticism on the Net, coupled with the Net’s inherent distorting nature, plus the fact that the written word really sucks (yes, blasphemous words from a writer himself) as far as conveying nuance is concerned (no smilies are NOT nuances!), this is just a message to those who know me (which technically should be everyone who reaches this site):

If what you know about/have seen of me seems to clash with what you see here, ignore what you see here i.e when in doubt, believe in the real life me instead. It’s more…real. Duh.